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TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

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As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

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And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

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Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

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Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

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