I remember this post from somewhere but I lost it!
This is deep, man
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

that gif is the perfect representation of my feelings for this post
How I deal with ignorance.
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